A FEW WORDS ABOUT COMPUTERS, SOFTWARE, INTERNET, AND ALL THAT JAZZ
- If it has to run on a computer, I can make it.
- There is always one more bug.
- Never cross the fine line between software reuse and software abuse.
- Don't make it object oriented. Don't make it structured. Don't make it reusable. Just make it right for the occasion.
- Keep It Simple Stupid (KISS).
- Hackers? Hang 'em high.
- My software does not have bugs. It has features.
- On the Internet they don't know I am a dog.
- On the Internet they know even what dog food I eat.
- Everybody works with computers. A few ever new to work with computers.
- Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.